So I am contacted by this guy mike on Okcupid, we have lovely chats that turn into text messages, he is poly, I am poly, he wants to date and having someone to go to parties, he likes sex, he is an awesome flirted. After a few weeks we arrange to have dinner. We meet at the Sake Bar, dinner is great we talk non stop for 3 hours and he walks me back to the car and I get a peck on the lips. He is being a gentleman.
The second date/we have to have sex now!!!!
One problem, where do we have sex? Where else but at a swingers club, that thankfully has a private room. Never been to one before, I will be honest, way too many body image problems for me to strip off and let it all hang out. Anyway we rock up, go in he in a towel me in a shirt, we chat I meet one of his fuck buddies/watcher of lesbian porn together girlfriends who is there with another guys apparently they wanted to watch, for a first time together you know, I’m going to say a big no to that one, I mean really, you’ve got to be shitting me.
So we go off to the room, picture this, mirrored walls and a plastic cover on the bed, not my idea of romance but fuck it I am horny. So mike is an awesome kisser, I love to kiss, so we do lots of that some sucking and fucking, you know sex, but with that bit of intimacy. I either like my sex with intimacy and affection or a bit of pain, it is good to keep those separate so imagine how thrilled I am to find the intimacy.
So that was fun and off we go. I text to say I thought he was awesome and I had fun, he texts back telling me I was better than he thought I would be. He is busy at work, then apparently trashes his phone, I can start to smell the bullshit reeking and leave a few messages, no response. I give him the benefit of the doubt and send one more message on okcupid. I said.. Well I’m disappointed things fizzled out but thanks for the fun and take care, what I really wanted to say, you miserable piece of shit you aren’t a gentleman at all because gentlemen reply to their messages, because Okcupid has this nice little feature where I can stalk you and see when you were last online, so I know you saw my message!
So yeah, mr nice turns into mr just like Every Other Wanker. So dating sucks. And what the fuck does.. You were better than I imagined means? Was he not expecting much? Was I a better lay than he thought or expected? I wish I knew.